being 33 years young i have been on a quite a few wild (and some bordering on illegal) hen parties. Many of these hen parties involved dares. Some were just dares for the hen but usually everyone is gagging to get involved. What is it about a few glasses of fizz and an aftershock that makes us ladies unashamedly make complete fools of ourselves. A courgette and a condom come to mind here. Yes somebody carried it around in their handbag until time for the dare and yes we had many laughs with it for the rest of the evening. However show me a courgette and a condom down my local on a Friday night and I would probably look at you with complete distaste.
Then we have the ‘cant get a boyfriend dance’. The same old get in the middle of the dancefloor and dance like a maniac who is having a 1000 watts of electricity pumped through them. Actually no that wasn’t a dare, that is just normal 3.a.m hen part behaviour. Sing ‘like a virgin’ is another old favourite along with to shout at anyone that is within earshot ‘I am a horny bitch’ . Crude i know but i am sure we have all been there and laughed along. Men in kilts also seem to be good hen night targets. In fact the hen nights i can recall not involving a man in a kilt are few and far between.
So does the new cult of ultra classy, new experience hen parties still involve such rauchaus immature behaviour. I bloody hope so! I for one will be extremely disappointed to attend a hen night without the downing of vodka shots or being challenged to find a ginger man and prove that he is ginger all over antics!!
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